Random Acts of Awesome

It changes so quickly. 2 months ago, I had two girlfriends who I considered family. One of whom was completely caught up in her own drama, involving men, and who I'd been avoiding as an energy drain. And one of whom I was seeing pretty much every day, going and getting a beer with after work too often, talking to every day, and felt as close to as a sister. 2 months ago, I was flirting outrageously with a man I'd never met, who'd I'd known for 5 some odd years online, and who I'd had a crush on for most of those 5 years. I was frustrated because we had incredibly hot conversations that made my mind melt, and which I couldn't seem to duplicate in real life amongst the many men I was dating. I was having a lot of sex, but very minimal actual interesting connections. My roommate and I both felt like monks, alone and isolated by choice. I was becoming pickier and pickier about who I took home, based on nothing more than the fact that I was getting my mental needs sa

::pounce:: HAHA!!! Try moving now, motherfucker!! ::smug laugh:: Honey, I bench press more than you weigh. ::disdainful sniff:: Don't move too much. I don't want to hurt you and my knee is in a bad spot. You'd better be careful. ::more wiggling to gain a better, more secure grip of arms around head and legs around leg:: ::sudden sensation of vertical movement:: Uh huh. ::wide eyed, half angry, half awed stare, trying to look dignified while dangling in the air:: HEY!!! ::more wiggling:: ::looking down and seeing bulging arms:: NO FAIR! ::realization of awesome nature of moment, repressed SQUEEE of delight::