SQUEEs all around...

::pounce::
HAHA!!! Try moving now, motherfucker!!

::smug laugh::
Honey, I bench press more than you weigh.

::disdainful sniff::
Don't move too much. I don't want to hurt you and my knee is in a bad spot. You'd better be careful. ::more wiggling to gain a better, more secure grip of arms around head and legs around leg::

::sudden sensation of vertical movement::
Uh huh.

::wide eyed, half angry, half awed stare, trying to look dignified while dangling in the air::
HEY!!!
::more wiggling:: ::looking down and seeing bulging arms::
NO FAIR!
::realization of awesome nature of moment, repressed SQUEEE of delight::

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