Sitting in a chinese restaurant
Listening to Adele, watching White Men Can't Jump. Surrounded by white men in their late 50s to 80s.
It's kind of awesome. We are talking about weird commercials on TV. One of these guys is SO offended by the tampons commercial that just came on... Apparently, this would have never happened when Lucy and Desi were on the TV. Back in the good ol' days, couples who were married weren't allowed to be in bed together. That's why they had 2 twin beds in the bedroom.
The bartender is proud of her vocabulary. She keeps using the word foment to describe what happens to grapefruit when it goes bad. I want to make a joke about them fomenting revolution with the grapes, but don't think I can do it without sounding like a twit.
The 87 yr old flirt next to me is named Swammi. He's pretty badass.
It's kind of awesome. We are talking about weird commercials on TV. One of these guys is SO offended by the tampons commercial that just came on... Apparently, this would have never happened when Lucy and Desi were on the TV. Back in the good ol' days, couples who were married weren't allowed to be in bed together. That's why they had 2 twin beds in the bedroom.
The bartender is proud of her vocabulary. She keeps using the word foment to describe what happens to grapefruit when it goes bad. I want to make a joke about them fomenting revolution with the grapes, but don't think I can do it without sounding like a twit.
The 87 yr old flirt next to me is named Swammi. He's pretty badass.
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